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Derek looks like he is fluttering his fucking eyelashes at her in the gif how am I supposed to deal with him being so gone over how much of a badass she is

saucefactory:

llassah:

I adore them together. And how could he not? She rides a triumph. A fucking classic. Italian boots, British bike, all-round badass. I love that she’s teaching him, I love that he’s listening. I love the way he moved in for the kiss, and the way he picked her up, because you can damn well bet those legs felt good around his waist, and you can damn well bet he spent a long and happy time with his head between her legs, eating her out. They’re so good together. I want them to have kids, I want Derek to be a stay at home dad, for Breaden to go off on jobs and for him to trust her to come back. I want him to welcome her into his bed whenever she’s around, I want them to have coffee together and for him to be a little brat with her, to show her glimpses of the kind of happy-go-lucky beta he could have been as he flicks sugar packets at her and she catches every single one without looking.

I want her to teach him how to use a gun, to defend himself, and I want him to be able to. I want him to get back to the loft, still a little shocky from adrenaline, but proud of himself, all ‘did you see that?’, but trying to be cool about it, even if he can’t keep his dorky little smile off his face. I want her to kiss him, to push him back onto the bed and pull his jeans down around his knees, to ride him as he stares up at her, eyes all wide, pupils blown, hands clenched in the sheets because she told him to keep them there. I want him to shake with the effort of being good for her, and I want her to kiss him, all slow and gentle as he comes, to tell him he did well today, and for him to all but preen. But, you know, in a cool way. (but not really cool. He doesn’t have to be, around her.)

DEREK HALE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, DAMN IT. AND BRAEDEN COULD (ALREADY IS) MAKING HIM HAPPY. THIS IS A LOVELY HEADCANON, THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE HOT AS HELL. <3

♥ 187 — via saucefactory (originally llassah)
# Teen Wolf    # Derek    # Braeden    

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

# yes    # gimme fic pls    
gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

ben-c:

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

ive slept 2 hours in the last 3 days and that makes me not sorry for this at all

what the fuck i’ve been gone 3 hours why does this have so many notes

ok seriously its not that funny y’all need to calm the fuck down

4 months later and this is still not funny why did it get notes in the first place

# LOL    # dying    # BBC Sherlock    # Moriarty    

pussreboots:

potassiumcyanide:

samaelcarver:

wattthefisk:

Amazing cosplays!

Our bad-assed collection of amazing cosplays!

….HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!

Is that first one an Assassins Creed version of Captain Jack Sparrow?????

Holy shit these are awesome

Team Rocket!

# whoa    # cosplay    

An artist from Oakland, California collects trash and makes tiny mobile homes for the homeless. 

housewifeswag:

did-you-kno:

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so this is pretty incredible

# wow    # art    

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

# LOL    # I love tumblr    

thiscolorfultwilight:

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius [via]

Previously: Useless Things You Don’t Need to Know

THE LAST ONE. DEFINITELY THE LAST ONE.

# cool    # queue    

Dylan O’Brien being a dork at the Maze Runner Q&amp;A, 20th August
Dylan O’Brien being a dork at the Maze Runner Q&A, 20th August
# Dylan O'Brien    

HARRY POTTER HISTORY MEME: three younger versions of characters [1/3] → Bellatrix Lestrange (Eva Green)

Bellatrix Lestrange (née Black) (1951 – 2 May, 1998) was a pure-blood witch, the daughter of Cygnus III and Druella Black and elder sister of Andromeda Tonks and Narcissa Malfoy. After leaving Hogwarts, she became a Death Eater - and was famed as Voldemort’s most dangerous and sadistic follower.